50 Elf Jokes for Kids

  1. What type of music do elves like best? Wrap.
  2. Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy? To help their elf esteem.
  3. What do you call an elf who won’t share? Elfish.
  4. What make of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
  5. What is Santa Claus’ tax status? Elf employed.
  6. What are elves’ favorite types of photos? Elfies.
  7. Where do elves vote? The North Poll.
  8. Who is Santa’s helpers’ favorite character in Stranger Things? Elelfen.
  9. What’s the first thing elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
  10. Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
  11. What do you call an elf who learns independently? Elf-taught.
  12. What do elf fans of Parks and Recreation love to say? “Treat yo’ elf.”
  13. What’s the best way to gain confidence? To believe in your elf.
  14. What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite song? “Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas.”
  15. What did Santa tell his helpers when they listened in on his conversation? “Quit elves-dropping.”
  16. What do vegetarian elves eat? Elfalfa.
  17. Who do elf music fans call the King? Elfis.
  18. What do socialist elves support? Redistribution of welf.
  19. What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite convenience store? 7-Elelfen.
  20. What’s an animal that never forgets Christmas? An elfant.
  21. What do you call a Santa’s helper with a rags to riches story? Cinderelfa.
  22. How did Santa tell his elves to check their email? “First, yule log on…”
  23. What do Santa’s helpers tell someone who annoys them? “Elf off.”
  24. What do elves say when they make mistakes? “I elfed up.”
  25. What does Santa use after trimming his beard? Elftershave.
  26. What is elves’ favorite sport? Miniature golf.
  27. What do you do if you can’t hire a professional? Do it your elf.
  28. What would upset a normal person but not an elf? Coming up short.
  29. What currency do elves use? Jingle bills.
  30. What do you call an elf entrepreneur? A small business owner.
  31. What do elves say when meeting mutual friends? “Small world!”
  32. What is the elves’ least favorite Christmas song? “Noelf.”
  33. What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes? Their mistletoes.
  34. What’s another name for Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses.
  35. What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A real Christmas card.
  36. Where do elves go dancing? Christmas balls.
  37. What do elves use to walk when they hurt their legs? Candy canes. 38. What do you call an elf who wins the lottery? Welfy.
  38. What do you get when an elf passes gas? Jingle smells.
  39. Where do elves go to get famous? Holly-wood.
  40. How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another’s shoulders.
  41. Which elf is the best jazz singer? Elfa Fitzgerald.
  42. If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it? Shelf it for later.
  43. What is an elf’s favorite lunch? Sandwich wraps.
  44. Why do elves love baseball? Because they’re Little League stars.
  45. What do you call an elf who’s great in the kitchen? A short-order cook.
  46. What do you get when a group of 11 elves adds another? Twelf.
  47. What is an elf’s favorite type of cookie? Shortbread.
  48. Why don’t elves read novels? They prefer short stories.
  49. What do elves sing to Santa Claus when it’s cold? “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.” Next, crack up at these hilarious Elf on the Shelf memes!