After all, there’s a lot to think about when posing for and then posting a selfie—angles, filters, facial expressions. But as we all know, sometimes the hardest part of nailing an IG selfie is, of course, the caption. Need some selfie caption inspiration? Keep scrolling for 100 Instagram captions for selfies that will get you all the likes the ‘Gram can give.
100 Instagram Captions for Selfies
1. Throw sass like confetti. 2. Do no harm and take no sh–. 3. Be at peace. 4. “What’s wrong with being confident?” —Demi Lovato, “Confident” 5. NBD. 6. Blessed, well-dressed, and totally stressed. 7. “Be proud of your kind heart; not everyone has it.” 8. “Whatever is good for your soul, do that.” —Anurp 9.“I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl.” —Kelly Rowland, “Crown” 10. Can I have your attention, please? 11. I may not be the greatest in the world but sometimes I feel like I am. 12. Grow through what you go through. 13. “Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.” —Aeschylus 14. Live a little. 15. Happy doesn’t go out of style. 16. “I been drinking coffee and I’ve been eating healthy.” —Ariana Grande, “34+35” 17. “I drop a picture, now these b—es feel attacked.” —Megan Thee Stallion, “Savage” 18. “We must unleash ourselves and watch the world reorder itself in front of our eyes.” —Glennon Melton Doyle, Untamed 19. It’s a mood, it’s a vibe. 20. Keep it cute, keep it classy. 21. “You will end up really disappointed if you think people will do for you as you do for them. Not everyone has the same heart as you.” —Unknown 22. Saturd-AY. 23. “But we’re the greatest, they’ll hang us in the Louvre. Down the back, but who cares—still the Louvre.” —Lorde, “The Louvre” 24. I wouldn’t chase you because I’m the catch. 25. 2020, who? 26. “Nice for what?” —Drake, “Nice for What” 27. Dressed to the nines. 28. “If a girl have beef with me, she gonna have beef with me forever.” —Cardi B 29. Don’t trust everything you see, even salt can look like sugar 30. A sass a day keeps the basics away. 31. You’ll regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind. 32. Mentally at the beach. 33. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s 10 pounds of dry shampoo. 34. “Don’t be killing my vibe.” —Jojo, “Vibe” 35. Kill ’em with kindness. 36. Know your worth but don’t forget to add tax. 37. “I’m being nice to you. Have I stabbed you? No.” —Cardi B 38. Contour and confidence. 39. “There’s always been a rainbow hangin’ over your head.” —Kacey Musgraves, “Rainbow” 40. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities. 41. I’m not high maintenance. You’re just low effort. 42. Be the person you needed when you were young 43. Everyone has a chapter they don’t read out loud. 44. Go to the place where you feel most alive. 45. Messy bun, having fun. 46. Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot. 47. I need a six month holiday, twice a year. 48. Life’s too short for bad vibes. 49. Putting the ‘pro’ in procrastinate. 50. Stress less and enjoy the best. 51. Like my eyeliner, I always wing it. 52. “Looking like a right swipe on Tinder.” —Cardi B 53. Never sacrifice three things: family, love, or yourself. 54.“Don’t call me angel. You can’t pay my price.” —Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, Miley Cyrus “Don’t Call Me Angel” 55. Be a warrior in a room of worriers. 56. When I feel like giving up on my dreams, I keep sleeping. 57. Just another morning commute. 58. Pasta la vista baby. 59. Resting coffee face. 60. Friday—my second favorite F word. 61. Coffee can’t solve everything but it sure can solve a lot. 62. This is my hungry face. 63. ‘Oops’ is always better than ‘what if?’ 64. I’m just a girl standing in front of a phone asking if this is Instagram worthy? 65. Creep it real. 66. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. 67. My resting why-don’t-you-shut-up face. 68. Haters are my greatest motivators. 69. Blue skies, high tides and good vibes. 70. Food before dudes. 71. Serving looks. 72. The best workout is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. Lunch. 73. It’s a lewk. 74. Hocus pocus I need coffee to focus. 75. Don’t be upsetti, eat some spaghetti! 76. You know you’ve made it when your idols become your rivals. 77. “I’m the rose that came from concrete.” —Cardi B 78. People will judge everything you do, so you do you. 79. You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house… 80. I like big cups and I cannot lie. Cups of coffee—I’m talking about coffee. 81. Single as a dollar but not looking for change. 82. Life is the biggest party you’ll ever be at. 83. Be the type of person you want to meet. 84. I like myself how I like my coffee: dark, bitter, and too hot for you. 85. Looks aren’t everything but I have them just in case. 86. I may be down to earth but I’m still above you. 87. People say I act like I don’t care but it’s not an act. 88. If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 89. Life is better with a coffee in hand. 90. “I’m an emotional gangster. I cry once a month.” —Cardi B 91. Keeping my heels, head, and standards high. 92. I got nothing. 93. Too much Monday, not enough coffee. 94. Don’t be average, be savage. 95. Too glam to give a damn. 96. I’d rather be someone’s Sunday morning, not Saturday night. 97. Things I used to trip on, I walk over now. 98. Feeling depresso without my espresso. 99. You were my cup of tea but I drink wine now. 100. “It’s just like damn—I’m competing with myself.” —Cardi B Next up, our best tips for using Instagram like an expert (or an influencer!).
